{"id":3493,"date":"2013-02-08T16:13:31","date_gmt":"2013-02-08T21:13:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/?p=3493"},"modified":"2016-03-24T09:43:02","modified_gmt":"2016-03-24T13:43:02","slug":"the-new-snow-test-patent-pending","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/archives\/3493","title":{"rendered":"THE NEW SNOW TEST &#8211; PATENT PENDING"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have come up with a new test for electronic cigarettes. Here is the procedure:<\/p>\n<p>Step 1 &#8211; Drive home from work mentally preparing yourself for snow blowing and shoveling.<\/p>\n<p>Step 2 &#8211; VERY IMPORTANT &#8211; as you get out of your vehicle drop your device in a foot of fresh heavy snow. In this case, the Innokin SVD review unit. NOTES &#8211; old snow can also be used, but depth should be a foot or greater, snow density may also affect your results.<\/p>\n<p>Step 3 &#8211; Go into the house, see another device and begin vaping it.<\/p>\n<p>Step 4 &#8211; In about an hour, notice you haven&#8217;t seen the SVD in a while.<\/p>\n<p>Step 5 &#8211; Begin looking all over the house for the device. Including coat pockets, different rooms, tables, counters (now getting desperate&#8230;) the garbage, refrigerator (it&#8217;s happened), sock and underwear drawer, under the cat (dog can be substituted) and of course, next to the shitter (oh come on, you&#8217;ve never left one there?)<\/p>\n<p>Step 6 &#8211; Go outside into the snow and search your vehicle.\u00a0 If found, the test was not conducted properly.\u00a0 If not, continue on to next step.<\/p>\n<p>Step 7 &#8211; Go back into the house and repeat step 5.<\/p>\n<p>Step 8 &#8211; Come to the realization that you&#8217;re a dumb ass and have dropped a brand new review unit in the snow somewhere between the vehicle and the house.<\/p>\n<p>Step 9 &#8211; Bundle up and head back outside.<\/p>\n<p>Step 10 &#8211; Start kicking the snow around and find that it&#8217;s too heavy to feel the device.<\/p>\n<p>Step 11 &#8211; Get on your hands and knees in the snow and begin to feel your way with your hands.<\/p>\n<p>Step 12 &#8211; Find the device by the vehicle (and be happy you didn&#8217;t start at the house).<\/p>\n<p>Step 13 &#8211; Take a photo so others can laugh at you.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_1900.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3495\" alt=\"IMG_1900\" src=\"http:\/\/tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_1900-1024x574.jpg\" width=\"486\" height=\"272\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_1900-1024x574.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_1900-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Step 14 &#8211; Take the unit inside, remove the battery, and dry everything off.<\/p>\n<p>Step 15 &#8211; Let it come back to room temperature, insert the battery, and cross fingers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_1903.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-3494\" alt=\"IMG_1903\" src=\"http:\/\/tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_1903-1024x574.jpg\" width=\"486\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_1903-1024x574.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.tasteyourjuice.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/IMG_1903-300x168.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 486px) 100vw, 486px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Although I&#8217;m sure most devices would fair the same way, I&#8217;m certainly happy that the SVD review unit did.<\/p>\n<p>Step 16 &#8211; Consider moving to Florida.<\/p>\n<p>Have a great weekend everyone!<\/p>\n<div style=\"padding-bottom:20px; padding-top:10px;\" class=\"hupso-share-buttons\"><!-- Hupso Share Buttons - https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/ --><a class=\"hupso_toolbar\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hupso.com\/share\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/buttons\/dot.png\" style=\"border:0px; padding-top: 5px; float:left;\" alt=\"Share Button\"\/><\/a><script type=\"text\/javascript\">var hupso_services_t=new Array(\"Twitter\",\"Facebook\",\"Google Plus\",\"Pinterest\",\"Reddit\");var hupso_background_t=\"#EAF4FF\";var hupso_border_t=\"#66CCFF\";var hupso_toolbar_size_t=\"medium\";var hupso_image_folder_url = \"\";var hupso_url_t=\"\";var hupso_title_t=\"THE%20NEW%20SNOW%20TEST%20-%20PATENT%20PENDING\";<\/script><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/static.hupso.com\/share\/js\/share_toolbar.js\"><\/script><!-- Hupso Share Buttons --><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have come up with a new test for electronic cigarettes. 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