I have come up with a new test for electronic cigarettes. Here is the procedure:
Step 1 – Drive home from work mentally preparing yourself for snow blowing and shoveling.
Step 2 – VERY IMPORTANT – as you get out of your vehicle drop your device in a foot of fresh heavy snow. In this case, the Innokin SVD review unit. NOTES – old snow can also be used, but depth should be a foot or greater, snow density may also affect your results.
Step 3 – Go into the house, see another device and begin vaping it.
Step 4 – In about an hour, notice you haven’t seen the SVD in a while.
Step 5 – Begin looking all over the house for the device. Including coat pockets, different rooms, tables, counters (now getting desperate…) the garbage, refrigerator (it’s happened), sock and underwear drawer, under the cat (dog can be substituted) and of course, next to the shitter (oh come on, you’ve never left one there?)
Step 6 – Go outside into the snow and search your vehicle. If found, the test was not conducted properly. If not, continue on to next step.
Step 7 – Go back into the house and repeat step 5.
Step 8 – Come to the realization that you’re a dumb ass and have dropped a brand new review unit in the snow somewhere between the vehicle and the house.
Step 9 – Bundle up and head back outside.
Step 10 – Start kicking the snow around and find that it’s too heavy to feel the device.
Step 11 – Get on your hands and knees in the snow and begin to feel your way with your hands.
Step 12 – Find the device by the vehicle (and be happy you didn’t start at the house).
Step 13 – Take a photo so others can laugh at you.
Step 14 – Take the unit inside, remove the battery, and dry everything off.
Step 15 – Let it come back to room temperature, insert the battery, and cross fingers…
Although I’m sure most devices would fair the same way, I’m certainly happy that the SVD review unit did.
Step 16 – Consider moving to Florida.
Have a great weekend everyone!
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